
I can't take you all with me, so take this opportunity...
go ahead... ask.

Lets make derpy the most reblogged picture on tumblr
3.4…. million…
wow, impressive for this being just a single fandom…
<3
wow I remember seeing this on New Year’s Eve
avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner
10 movies my followers are most excited for in 2013-2015.
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
There is never darkness, only absence of light. Light ceases to touch an area whence that point rejects it. You simply need to show the point that it can have the light and be brightened up and loved.
IF YOU MICROWAVE IT YOU’RE ALREADY DOING IT WRONG D:<
Seriously. If you microwave your tea, you can unfollow me right now.WHO MICROWAVES THEIR TEA
Also, because I’m still annoyed by this kind of snobbish assholery:
Do you know what a microwave can do? It can BOIL WATER.
Microwaves do not add, subtract, or alter flavor. They excite the water molecules which causes them to increase in temperature.
Water heated to boiling temperature via microwave, contrary to
popularidiot belief, does not actually have any flavor, texture, or other properties different from water heated to boiling temperature by any other means.Again: if you are an asshole to other people about your food choices, you can unfollow me right now.
It amuses me how seriously people are genuinely taking an offhand comment from someone who has confessed multiple times they don’t even drink tea.
Yeah but….who even microwaves their tea i don’t even
People who lack boilers. >.>
But electric kettle’s don’t NEED the boiler watttt
the only possible scenario where you would use that is a water boiler and we’re talking about like every day household normal run of the mill cup o’ rosie, right?
Point being, I’m lazy, I lack the inspirational effort to heat the water via different method. I understand that yes a microwave fucks with the composition and such, but until I get a heating plate or decide to look for one the microwave will due for my rare tea consumption.
Darling don’t be afraid I have loved you
For a thousand years
I love you for a thousand more




